I am a little shy, because as you can well see this will be my very first post ever on my San Diego Appraisers Blog. So forgive me if I am not perfectly refined, because well..lets face it: it's not like I am a novel writer or anything. haha
One of my favorite things about San Diego are all these neat little places to eat while I am out in the field appraising properties, especially when I am really hungry and feel like McDonalds is not going to give me the stamina to meet face to face with Darth Vader. But, today was one of those days where I thought I might save a buck..or two and eat at Burger King. OK, here is the story:
I was on my way to an REO appraisal inspection, when I realized that my head was feeling like rocks kicking around in the back of a truck from low blood sugar and my stomach was yelling at me to be kind and rewind. So, I whipped into Burger King. The "guy" on the intercom came on and said bla bla bla "can I help you". I ordered my tarter sauce dripping fish sandwich and all the trimmings. I was out of breath and about to push on the gas to go to the next window, when he suddenly said "what?"...
This is one of those times, I wish I could grab one of those rocks out of my brain and just throw it at the speaker, but when I was a lowely teenager, I used to work at Burger King, so I was nice to the poor bastard....and nicely ordered again.
Then I pulled up and almost hit one of those polls coming out of the ground (in my rental car no less). Then I had to listen to a flirty lecture from this woman taking my money about how I should pay attention while I drive.
I pulled up to the second window, the nice young man gave me my soda and told me to pull forward into the parking lot with no given reason. So I pulled forward to wait another five minutes.
It's Halloween and didn't realize it until my food was delivered by a clown (litteraly a clown from Burger King) and it made all that weird stuff in the drive-through well worth it. It affected my mood profoundly enough to make me feel like I was measuring the home of my next inspection naked. It was blissful when the air was hitting my skin..wait..was I naked?
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