San Diego Appraisers

Californian Appraiser Comp Checkers

This week alone, literally all the business calls accept one, were for "value checks". I am disgusted. I did a cursory search on the Internet and found that almost all of the San Diego Real Estate Appraisers offer comp checks as a selling feature. AS A SELLING FEATURE!!! Unbelievable!

Mr. and Mrs. Loan Officers, why would you want us to give you a value before you order our services for an Appraisal (which is another word for "value", if you could figure it out on your own)? Isn't that a little backwards?

I know I have talked about comp checks before, but let me just share something about myself that you may not know. I used to perform comp checks. But the following situation is what made me realize what comp checks actually were and that they were unethical.

*ring, ring*

Me, "San Diego Appraisers, how may I help you"?

Loan Officer, "Hi, my name is Josh and I am a loan officer and xyz mortgage company, do you perform appraisals in Riverside, San Diego County"?

Me, "Yes, of course. And I provide excellent service".

Loan Officer, "Oh great, and are you FHA Approved"?

Me, "Yes sir I am"

Loan Officer, "Oh good, because I have this borrower that is pretty close to the mark on what  his home needs to be worth for this loan to work and I do not want to wast the borrowers money on an appraisal if it does not come in with the needed value and I was wondering if you do comp checks"?

Me, "Sure, I can do that for you. Now what criteria do you want me to pull the sales by..one mile radius and 200+/- square feet"?

Loan Officer, "Sure, that sounds good".

Me, "Ok, I am sending the email to you right now, it looks like there are sales in the list running from $130k to 230k".

Loan Officer, "Could you possibly narrow down what the value might be on this particular one, because that is an awfully big range".

Me, "Well, no..I haven't even inspected the property yet, it is kinda hard to tell".

Loan Officer, "OK..let me talk to my borrower and I will let you know if we are going to move forward with this".

Me, "Sure, no problem, let me know".

Wow, can you believe how unbelievable that conversation was? And that was TYPICAL! Ok, now here is the follow up call from the loan officer:

Loan Officer, "Just as long as you think it will hit value, go ahead and perform the Appraisal".

Me, "I can never promise a value".

Loan Officer, "Well, just do the best you can, I am faxing it right now".

Me, "Well, I can't promise anything, but I wish the best of luck".

UNBELIEVABLE!! Do you see so far where this stupid comp check game got me? Ok, now lets take this a step further. This is the follow up phone call from the loan officer after the appraisal was turned in with a $125k estimated value.

Loan Officer, "You told me that the value was good to go, this is ridiculous".

Me, "I never promised a value and told you I would not do so before you ordered the appraisal".

Loan Officer, "You promised this value, I even have the paperwork right in my hand, you gave me a range of 130k to 230k".

Me, "I provided you with sales, no more. I did not promise I would give you a value within the range of values of the sales that I provided you".

Loan Officer, "You did tell me this was the range, can you at least bring in the value a little bit higher"? 

Again...UNBELIEVABLE!! Do these Appraisers in San Diego not realize what they are doing or do they just not care? Comp checks were a scam game made up by.. guess who? THEM!! THE LOAN OFFICERS OF AMERICA!!!

Do you see from my example how the loan officer was able to apply pressure from the very beginning and even right after the appraisal was finished? He was able to apply the pressure utilizing the comp check that was done for him. If this is what comp checks are used for, then why are you Appraisers in California and all across this country supplying them?? I can understand if you are new in the business and were taught as a trainee that comp checks are a part of the business, but you Appraisers that have been in the business long enough, should have realized whats going on by now. So those of you that still choose to do them, shame on you.

On an up-note (imagine that, something upbeat), for those Appraisers that have decided to be ethical, I applaud you. And to those loan officers that send me orders without conditions or comp checks, you are a rare kind and you are much appreciated!

Disclosure: All the statements contained in this post are not wholly factual, accept for the point that I was making, which is COMP CHECKS SHOULD BE AGAINST FEDERAL LAW!

Marketing and Comp Checks

I think that we can all agree that spending marketing money is probably the most important part of any business..However (bet you saw that coming), that does not mean we cannot be wise about it.

Just as an example I spent a little bit of money on www.appraisers.com and I am about half way down the list. I have been receiving several emails and phone calls asking for comp checks (which I will not do) and on one of them I asked (wrote in an email) where they heard about me (just as I notices the "to" line was blank, which usually means that they spammed allot of appraisers) and the reply was...appraisers . com....

oooo boy.

So..was it really worth paying the money to be included in an Appraisers directory when I am not at the top and the only calls and emails I get will be from spamming comp checkers??

Don't Forget Those Check Boxes

Most people would agree that they enjoy food that is cooked evenly throughout. When microwaves were first introduced into mainstream, it used to take 5 minutes to cook your food. Now there are microwaves that cook your food in under a minute, but they are not cooked evenly and many times your food explodes and sticks to the walls of your microwave.

This concept can be applied to fast appraisal expectations, especially from the new push from the ever-expanding appraisal management companies. You want your Appraisal done in 24 hours? Let’s just check a couple of boxes in our appraisal forms and send it to you. Lets all sit back and watch the mortgage companies explode like food in the microwave.

Most Appraisers active in the appraisal business agree that speed and accuracy does not “always” go hand in hand. And here we thought that some of these problems were supposed to be in the process of getting fixed by regulators that are now “paying attention”. However, this might be considered another example of the typical societal influence of instant gratification that is all too common in the 21st century.

So here’s the question: is this problem just societal influences or is it a mixture of things that make up the problem as a whole?

Our Liability is Rising

I remember some time ago, when values were generally declining but there were those small pockets of stabilization, which have all but disappeared. I received an email about one of these reports that were located in one of these pockets of stabilized areas and was essential requesting for me to explain myself and to provide additional comps because her software program said that it is a declining area. I wanted to write back and say “duh”, but being the professional I am, I explained that she was right, because some time has passed - it was now a declining area and that if she wanted a current value a new appraisal was needed. Why are underwriters coming back 5 months later asking for more data on an appraisal? Makes me wonder what is going on out there. One thing I do know is that our liability as Appraisers seems to be rising the more the market declines.

My Very First Post Ever

I am a little shy, because as you can well see this will be my very first post ever on my San Diego Appraisers Blog. So forgive me if I am not perfectly refined, because well..lets face it: it's not like I am a novel writer or anything. haha

One of my favorite things about San Diego are all these neat little places to eat while I am out in the field appraising properties, especially when I am really hungry and feel like McDonalds is not going to give me the stamina to meet face to face with Darth Vader. But, today was one of those days where I thought I might save a buck..or two and eat at Burger King. OK, here is the story:

I was on my way to an REO appraisal inspection, when I realized that my head was feeling like rocks kicking around in the back of a truck from low blood sugar and my stomach was yelling at me to be kind and rewind. So, I whipped into Burger King. The "guy" on the intercom came on and said bla bla bla "can I help you". I ordered my tarter sauce dripping fish sandwich and all the trimmings. I was out of breath and about to push on the gas to go to the next window, when he suddenly said "what?"...

This is one of those times, I wish I could grab one of those rocks out of my brain and just throw it at the speaker, but when I was a lowely teenager, I used to work at Burger King, so I was nice to the poor bastard....and nicely ordered again.

Then I pulled up and almost hit one of those polls coming out of the ground (in my rental car no less). Then I had to listen to a flirty lecture from this woman taking my money about how I should pay attention while I drive.

I pulled up to the second window, the nice young man gave me my soda and told me to pull forward into the parking lot with no given reason. So I pulled forward to wait another five minutes.

It's Halloween and didn't realize it until my food was delivered by a clown (litteraly a clown from Burger King) and it made all that weird stuff in the drive-through well worth it. It affected my mood profoundly enough to make me feel like I was measuring the home of my next inspection naked. It was blissful when the air was hitting my skin..wait..was I naked?